embrace the mistake SCORE 32
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
as you should feel SCORE 41
my daily workout SCORE 24
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
food art SCORE 52
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
he loved his work SCORE 31
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
literally any fact SCORE 52
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
hot take! SCORE 59
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
neow SCORE 31
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
