Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
Or a chair… SCORE 3
The Milky Way as seen from Texas in the summer. SCORE 186
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Best present ever SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 146
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 186
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 308
Just one lick? SCORE 5
Sage advice. SCORE 216
I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Hogwarts drugs SCORE 14
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Do want. SCORE 94
What would you do? SCORE 319
The circle of life. SCORE 204
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Cat Found SCORE 3
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Owners Love Sticks SCORE 14
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT SCORE 4
So did she get the poster board? SCORE 6
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 185
Dr. Who poem SCORE 134
Lecture Rules SCORE 384
Office Cat: bow before my office supplies! SCORE 115
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
