You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 182
LOL SCORE 5
wow… SCORE 1
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Sage advice. SCORE 87
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Family photos. SCORE 2
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 19
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
