it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 4
am i a dog? SCORE 17
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
it’s data not data SCORE 19
raised on small bites SCORE 11
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
still gotta try though SCORE 14
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
orange SCORE 27
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
choo choo SCORE 15
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
the wedding is off SCORE 23
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 23
this is a joke, right? SCORE 15
just a touch SCORE 4
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
spare cats SCORE 19
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
amusing criticism SCORE 5
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
place your bets SCORE 5
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
it’s a toupee SCORE 6