The Twortle SCORE 142
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Burn!!! SCORE 1
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The power of barking SCORE 18
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
2pactopus SCORE 113
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Same thing… SCORE 21
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Howling lessons SCORE 9
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20