Lies for good. SCORE 84
…but mooom SCORE 60
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Zing SCORE 70
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
