Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Most American things SCORE 5
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
Yes, please. SCORE 134
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
So smooth SCORE 12
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
First world problems SCORE 12
I feel IT SCORE 7
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Then and now SCORE 136
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Having children SCORE 2
Important SCORE 12
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Finally… SCORE 13