True story. SCORE 385
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
My workout routine. SCORE 10
True desperation. SCORE 150
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 23
Spiders. SCORE 201
When someone walks past… SCORE 188
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Fat SCORE 493
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -6
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Super Mario SCORE 197
Flight 772. SCORE 459
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
So close… SCORE 249
SONDER SCORE 20
Life as an introvert. SCORE 209
The Feels SCORE 14
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
Get in there! SCORE 9
Exactly. SCORE 170
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Where they are now… SCORE 30
The manliest alphabet. SCORE 95
