Thanks mom… SCORE 26
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Protect this one. SCORE 30
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
boop activated… SCORE 26
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43