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The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
Covfefe%2C+please.
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
Just+generally+worried+about+you.
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 30
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 32
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
Just+happy+to+have+new+kicks%2C+personally.
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 31
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
BabyNames.com
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 20
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How+I+think+I+look+winking+vs.+How+I+actually+look.
How I think I look winking vs. How I actually look. SCORE 179
Vulgarity+is+no+substitute+for+wit.
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Bonk.
Bonk. SCORE 138
The+knights+who+say+%26%238220%3BNi%21%26%238221%3B
The knights who say “Ni!” SCORE 202
Procatstination.
Procatstination. SCORE 98
That%26%238217%3Bs+rough.
That’s rough. SCORE 192
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