Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
I love animals. SCORE 316
Stop showing me pictures of your kids. SCORE 154
I’m not saying you should give up your dreams. SCORE 143
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
When females take group photos. SCORE 298
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
Awesome pancakes are awesome. SCORE 229
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
Popping popcorn in super slow motion. SCORE 220
Thank you mom! SCORE 185
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it.) SCORE 158
How my brain works. SCORE 327
These are tearable puns. SCORE 174
Is it time for dogs to have a social network of their own? SCORE 202
A matter of perspective. SCORE 356
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
The truth. SCORE 259
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Ethan, an autistic six year old, plays Piano Man. SCORE 161
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
How to save on car insurance. SCORE 240
How to make that horrible Mothers’ Day gift better. SCORE 277
How movie trailers work. SCORE 164
Life is like photography. SCORE 260
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215