Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 62
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Baguetteing, the new planking. SCORE 237
When I have kids… SCORE 152
You other brothers can’t deny. SCORE -1
I made it with my bum! SCORE 210
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 59
Tree houses are awesome. SCORE 173
How Canadians swim. SCORE 222
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
Cenotes, Chichén-Itzá, Mexico. SCORE 176
Don’t care. I’m a bear. SCORE 175
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Makes sense. SCORE -161
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Because, reasons. SCORE 126
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
