a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
no SCORE 23
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
cute winking cat SCORE 19
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
help, i woke up SCORE 32
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
muggle born SCORE 14
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
