How I die. SCORE 254
Yes. SCORE 285
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Typical cop… SCORE 135
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Do go on… SCORE 191
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Crap. SCORE 246
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
Pokeface. SCORE 226
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
My hobby. SCORE 188
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Meerkats! SCORE 96
LOL. SCORE 231
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Like a boss. SCORE 245
It’s true. SCORE 163
