The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Real American hero SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
Fatality SCORE 40
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I just became more metal SCORE 33
15, max. SCORE 52
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
