Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
You’re in Curb territory now. SCORE 21
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Movie scene request SCORE 30
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Dadscream. SCORE 26
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
My dying body: SCORE 17
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
le sigh… SCORE 42
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Peak romance SCORE 32
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Essential items only. SCORE 34
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
