Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Logic. SCORE 188
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Getting older. SCORE 142
