Can’t be unseen. SCORE 294
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 752
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 228
4/21. SCORE 617
Buffering. SCORE 814
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Wake-up call. SCORE 1174
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1213
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 967
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Patrick! SCORE 1034
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Marathon. SCORE 2164
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Are they twins? SCORE 589
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 843
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 614
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1247
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1012
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Congratulations… SCORE 776
