muggle born SCORE 14
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
no SCORE 23
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
help, i woke up SCORE 32
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
