Borrowing an eye from a butterfly… SCORE 82
Not convinced the vet has her best interest in mind. SCORE 74
Mental gymnastics SCORE 72
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. SCORE 100
When You Bring Your Phone Into The Bathroom.. SCORE 73
and I would walk 500 miles… SCORE 49
How to collect trash from sewer SCORE 95
Tea is the answer. SCORE 48
Simple geometry SCORE 83
Stingray looking for a meal SCORE 53
Low rider problems. SCORE 72
so how does garfield figure into the genesis story SCORE 71
Losing your marbles SCORE 61
Fun Fact SCORE 118
Even after getting a home, sometimes I still go jogging before dawn. SCORE 46
Very true SCORE 90
The best part of waking up SCORE 46
Kids can be dumb SCORE 102
A very strong 13 SCORE 49
This Farmer Isn’t Just Good At His Job… SCORE 80
My neighbors think they’re funny but try flashing your headlights on this shit at 11pm at night SCORE 65
David The Decapitator. SCORE 42
Just clearing the air. SCORE 56
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought. SCORE 87
But what was the question? SCORE 136
Ore not… SCORE 109
Abomination SCORE 49
Is a rubber gasket on a aircraft carrier considered a Navy seal? SCORE 67
Gyro all day. SCORE 67
War is a Tropical Island SCORE 96
When you keep creating new profiles to get the trial version SCORE 75
My kinda criminal SCORE 76
