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Get+your+foot+long%26%238230%3B
Get your foot long… SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+float+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different float to it… SCORE 25
Good+kijje+waits+for+the+flowers+to+fall+and+carefully+selects+the+best+ones+to+bring+as+gifts.
Good kijje waits for the flowers to fall and carefully selects the best ones to bring as gifts. SCORE 24
That+is+the+quickest+math.
That is the quickest math. SCORE 23
Follow+for+ultimate+quest.
Follow for ultimate quest. SCORE 29
Look+at+them+there+smoke+stacks%21
Look at them there smoke stacks! SCORE 22
We+just+like+the+reading.
We just like the reading. SCORE 30
All+the+usual+suspects%26%238230%3B
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
That+does+put+a+smile+in+my+face%26%238230%3B
That does put a smile in my face… SCORE 29
If+we+turn+off+the+lights+the+bombs+win%2C+people.
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+generation+of+children+who+take+selfies+before+being+able+to+dress+themselves%26%238230%3B
There’s a generation of children who take selfies before being able to dress themselves… SCORE 24
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 21
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Death+is+relative.
Death is relative. SCORE 26
Don%26%238217%3Bt+%40+me+%26%238211%3B+Christians%26%238230%3B
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
Grans+are+the+grand.
Grans are the grand. SCORE 37
caaaOOOOkie+crisp.
caaaOOOOkie crisp. SCORE 29
It+was+always+breakfast+foods%2C+mom.
It was always breakfast foods, mom. SCORE 32
Silence+of+the+year+of+the+rat%26%238230%3B
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
I+could+work+from+home+in+this+household%26%238230%3B
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
Welcome+to+the+Lung+Cancer+Society
Welcome to the Lung Cancer Society SCORE 18
Dark+White+is+best+white.
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Day+231..
Day 231.. SCORE 27
Nobody+could+have+seen+this+coming%3F
Nobody could have seen this coming? SCORE 25
would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
Noted%26%238230%3B
Noted… SCORE 31
The+most+contagious+falsehoods%2C+compiled.
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
Crews+the+world.+Stand+with+Good.
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
Hail+Dot.
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
Grown+up+gamer+hacks.
Grown up gamer hacks. SCORE 27
Checkmate+Nike
Checkmate Nike SCORE 13
Gandalf+the+Grey%28hound%29
Gandalf the Grey(hound) SCORE 23
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First+Ever+Monster+Truck+Front+Flip%21
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
You+had+me+at+%26%238220%3Bruse%26%238221%3B
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
bootybothered
bootybothered SCORE 107
Heard+flights+are+expensive+though..
Heard flights are expensive though.. SCORE 100
Me%3A+Wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+Baskin+Robbins+AND+a+Dunkin+Donuts%3F%21+Because+I+have+an+idea.+Them%3A+Let+me+get+a+manager.
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Ken+M+on+Dog+People+vs.+Cat+People
Ken M on Dog People vs. Cat People SCORE 84
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