how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
clever girl SCORE 15
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
sorry cakey SCORE 20
lost cat SCORE 8
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
