
2spooked SCORE 14

The vino overfloweth. SCORE 28

Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23

Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 11

Sleep tight. SCORE 32

Mother bi SCORE 26

Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19

Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33

Moms bad. SCORE 24

The ring of fire… SCORE 26

Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22

Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25

It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22

Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19

Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17

Be safe out there. SCORE 30

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 23

Mans best videographer. SCORE 26

In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 19

The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 29

Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29

I remember that morning. SCORE 34

Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19

There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 25

Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22

They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34

Attack of the racoons… SCORE 19

Good Dog SCORE 23

Why are u so dumb SCORE 29

Nice. SCORE 28

So drive, then. SCORE 24

Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14