This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
He’s bananas SCORE 206
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
WWJD? SCORE 96
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Rough Italians SCORE 142
Snow removal train in Skagway, Alaska SCORE 98
A brilliant demonstration of leverage SCORE 96
Scumbag CNN SCORE 55
After doing online dating for a week… SCORE -23
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
Early Internet SCORE 72
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Music moves me SCORE 113
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Why You Should Never Go Out During Any Storm… SCORE 109
True joy SCORE 101
That time of the year SCORE 120
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
you know what you did SCORE 136
Paper beats rock SCORE 153
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Never sink SCORE 146
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Trust no one SCORE 106
