Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 27
Never forget. SCORE 30
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Death by words SCORE 24
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Driving an Edison SCORE 31
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
do your best, babe. SCORE 26
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Greta how could you. SCORE 27
Absolute class. SCORE 25
PASS SCORE 19
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24