I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
My Man! SCORE 108
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Measures of success SCORE 81
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Be Lucy SCORE 77
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78