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a+real+business+pawpportunity
%26%238230%3Band+I+live+in+a+purse.
…and I live in a purse. SCORE 16
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
Alternative+energy+is+delicious.
Alternative energy is delicious. SCORE 22
A+pirates+life+for+mua.
A pirates life for mua. SCORE 29
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 23
Happy+Birthday%2C+boy.
Happy Birthday, boy. SCORE 17
Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
So+here+we+are%26%238230%3B+just+poopin%26%238217%3B.
So here we are… just poopin’. SCORE 13
The+orange+is+nice.
The orange is nice. SCORE 26
Manatees+are+big+on+snack+time%2C+apparently.
Manatees are big on snack time, apparently. SCORE 27
The+maid+service+was+delightful.
The maid service was delightful. SCORE 29
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
Free+the+kitties%2C+is+what+I+always+say%26%238230%3B
Free the kitties, is what I always say… SCORE 29
Forbidden+sopa%21
Forbidden sopa! SCORE 25
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
Blink+twice+if+you+can+hear+us%26%238230%3B
Blink twice if you can hear us… SCORE 18
Mr.+Spock+refuses+to+wiggle.
Mr. Spock refuses to wiggle. SCORE 40
It+is+the+ultimate+power+move.
It is the ultimate power move. SCORE 19
You+say+dead+I+say+deadado.
You say dead I say deadado. SCORE 13
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
Keep+the+6ft+energy+indefinitely.
Keep the 6ft energy indefinitely. SCORE 34
Eeyore+has+nothing+on+the+Vizcacha.
Eeyore has nothing on the Vizcacha. SCORE 24
Well+it+is+still+favourite+musical%2C+anyway.
Well it is still favourite musical, anyway. SCORE 25
We+do+not+trust+the+goats.
We do not trust the goats. SCORE 27
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
Couples+enjoying+an+exotic+beach+vacation
Couples enjoying an exotic beach vacation SCORE 18
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
When+grocer+mimics+artist.
When grocer mimics artist. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+match%21
It’s a match! SCORE 27
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
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Cute+until%26%238230%3B
Cute until… SCORE 179
I+have+a+dream%26%238230%3Bcast%21
I have a dream…cast! SCORE -4
Leafblower+can%21
Leafblower can! SCORE 206
Procrastinators+club
Procrastinators club SCORE 238
This+is+why+punctuation+is+important.
This is why punctuation is important. SCORE 17
Busted.
Busted. SCORE 231
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