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a+good+worker+is+hard+to+find
Anything+is+a+corral+if+you+try+hard+enough.
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
Meet+Nav+Bhatia
Meet Nav Bhatia SCORE 81
I%2C+for+one%2C+welcome+our+new+drone+overlords%26%238230%3B
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
My+gran+is+proud+of+me.
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 22
I+can+only+take+you+in+small+amounts%2C+dear.
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+puked.
…and then I puked. SCORE 38
Bulk+peanut+butter+is+an+easy+sell.
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 10
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+a+waiter+myself.
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
Family+singalong+time%21
Family singalong time! SCORE 24
Snip+snap%21+Snip+snap%21
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
Let%26%238217%3Ber+roll%2C+Ted.
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 42
Well%2C+here+it+is%26%238230%3B
Well, here it is… SCORE 35
Thanks+I+hate+breakfast.
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Cinderella+pre+rhinoplasty
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 19
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
The+cat+offers+disproval+at+birds+being+kept+as+pets.
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 17
Go+directly+to+dad+prison.
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
Why+posties+go+postal.
Why posties go postal. SCORE 26
This+is+fine%26%238230%3B
This is fine… SCORE 31
Some+might+say+friendship%26%238230%3B
Some might say friendship… SCORE 48
Please+stop+destroying+the+loo%26%238230%3B
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
IKEA+sells+a+chocolate+build-a-moose+kit%2C+allegedly.
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
%26%238230%3BNickels%21
…Nickels! SCORE 67
This+owl+was+once+a+man%26%238230%3B
This owl was once a man… SCORE 35
Tiiiiight+little+circles.
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 43
bulbasaur+around+the+world.
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
you+could+pinch+my+cheeks%2C+if+you+wanted+to%26%238230%3B
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
If+there+was+ever+a+reason+to+believe%26%238230%3B
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 56
Its+gods+real+estate%2C+really.
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
I+would+prefer+prostitatered.
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
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