You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Zing SCORE 70
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
…but mooom SCORE 60
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
German exchange students SCORE 67
Lies for good. SCORE 84
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
