"He’ll never love you as much as I do." SCORE 130
How you know you’re in a good neighborhood SCORE 102
Gamer Mom: Then vs Now SCORE 118
Costco SCORE 259
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO SCORE 74
His face though… SCORE 177
The struggle is real SCORE 197
Reacquainting with Minnie (~1986) SCORE 119
This Cat is cooler than me. I’ll just admit it. SCORE 187
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message SCORE 93
When you wish you called the Canadian PM Daddy. SCORE 83
Hooters SCORE 88
Life imitates art. SCORE 129
I’ve learned to not be surprised SCORE 70
Always read the subtitles… SCORE 95
Solutions SCORE 159
The Ten Commandments (according To A Kid) SCORE 124
A sign that every high school athlete should read (from a high school locker room) SCORE 164
Turns out my great aunt was Harry Potter. SCORE 109
I made Trump 2 ft tall. It makes him look cute next to the secret service. SCORE 76
I can’t control myself… SCORE 140
YOINK! SCORE 89
Charge your marriage SCORE 145
Tea. SCORE 181
One hell of a kick SCORE 117
Cutting a thin apple slice SCORE 86
How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Saved A Life SCORE 284
They’re so great SCORE 173
There was an attempt SCORE 186
They did the math SCORE 86
Great idea! SCORE 92
This would be a real turn on SCORE 149
