Slow Robot
Warm+buds.
SCORE 76
When+it%26%238217%3Bs+January+but+you+already+planning+your+next+attempt+2021%26%238230%3B
When it’s January but you already planning your next attempt 2021… SCORE 13
Found+the+chamber+of+secrets%26%238230%3B
Found the chamber of secrets… SCORE 18
And+what+kind+of+house+has+only+three+walls%3F
And what kind of house has only three walls? SCORE 35
Onagadori+is+a+Japanese+breed+of+chicken+with+an+exceptionally+long+tail.
Onagadori is a Japanese breed of chicken with an exceptionally long tail. SCORE 22
Teach+me+the+way%26%238230%3B
Teach me the way… SCORE 31
This+moth+pretends+to+have+two+flies+eating+on+bird+droppings+and+even+releases+a+smell+to+imitate+it
This moth pretends to have two flies eating on bird droppings and even releases a smell to imitate it SCORE 20
Best+boy+always+tells+the+truth.
Best boy always tells the truth. SCORE 22
The+cats+shall+howl%2C+forevermore.
The cats shall howl, forevermore. SCORE 31
Cerberus+goodest+boy
Cerberus goodest boy SCORE 33
Former+President+Barack+Obama+attempting+to+eat+sun
Former President Barack Obama attempting to eat sun SCORE 21
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+compact+spot%26%238230%3B
That’s a compact spot… SCORE 20
What%26%238217%3Bs+a+matter+baby%3F
What’s a matter baby? SCORE 24
Well+would+you+look+at+that%26%238230%3B
Well would you look at that… SCORE 31
Giant+snail+drains+the+life+out+of+the+family+cat%26%238230%3B
Giant snail drains the life out of the family cat… SCORE 22
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+an+imaginary+friend%2C+probably.
It’s just an imaginary friend, probably. SCORE 25
August+was+a+good+month+for+AL%26%238230%3B
August was a good month for AL… SCORE 16
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
The+thing+about+b+u+t+t+e+r
The thing about b u t t e r SCORE 36
Nice+mug.
Nice mug. SCORE 23
We+all+had+this+memory.
We all had this memory. SCORE 32
A+vacation+sounds+nice+right+now.
A vacation sounds nice right now. SCORE 36
Cooking+time+is+relative%2C+bro.
Cooking time is relative, bro. SCORE 26
They+used+to+build+walls+bad%26%238230%3B
They used to build walls bad… SCORE 24
2020+has+a+good+ring+to+it.
2020 has a good ring to it. SCORE 27
Masculinity+can+be+nice.
Masculinity can be nice. SCORE 43
Deep+in+the+forests+of+Indonesia+sits+an+abandoned+church+shaped+like+a+chicken.
Deep in the forests of Indonesia sits an abandoned church shaped like a chicken. SCORE 25
Weirdest+date+ever%3F
Weirdest date ever? SCORE 28
Hope+you%26%238217%3Bre+doing+well%26%238230%3B
Hope you’re doing well… SCORE 36
Disabled+people+are+called+People+Of+Determination+in+the+Saudi+Arabia.
Disabled people are called People Of Determination in the Saudi Arabia. SCORE 31
LGBT+is+delicious.
LGBT is delicious. SCORE 14
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Colonel+Kim.
Get ’em, Colonel Kim. SCORE 32
Crew+of+Ethiopian+Boeing+737+after+being+hit+by+swarm+of+grasshoppers+opened+the+cockpit+side+window+and+cleaned+the+windscreen+by+hand+at+8500+feet
Crew of Ethiopian Boeing 737 after being hit by swarm of grasshoppers opened the cockpit side window and cleaned the windscreen by hand at 8500 feet SCORE 25
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Danger+nood+says+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
Danger nood says what’s up. SCORE 37
Baptism%2C+basically.
Baptism, basically. SCORE 30
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
The+Lindsey+Lohan+of+Establishments
The Lindsey Lohan of Establishments SCORE 28
I+dunno%2C+maybe+we+strike.
I dunno, maybe we strike. SCORE 30
Crisis+averted
Crisis averted SCORE 27
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