He dreams big. He bites big SCORE 34
I don’t trust myself, either SCORE 27
For the mathletes in the room SCORE 21
At least you tried SCORE 15
No snooze needed SCORE 34
The bear had it coming SCORE 47
Disney is inevitable SCORE 40
Don’t take me back to the ’70s SCORE 8
Take a seat. This could take a while SCORE 57
And then teacher call on you SCORE 41
A real toy you can buy SCORE 18
If you didn’t do this did you even buy the game? SCORE 41
That golden God feeling SCORE 43
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
Only extremely terrifying, yeah? SCORE 24
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF SCORE 31
Doggo is done with walk SCORE 35
As if Crocs weren’t bad enough before… SCORE -26
They serve huge portions of philosophy there. SCORE 28
When will time travel be invented? SCORE 35
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
That’s actually a pretty cool name though SCORE 48
Mom, look what I found in the sand! SCORE 51
Guy Fierbi – the mayor of WTF SCORE 41
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
Happy happy hippo SCORE 47
…and now my kids suffer the same cruel fate SCORE 68
I hate my voice SCORE 40
When you realize the tables have turned SCORE 25
Unless it has nuts SCORE 36
When the realization hits SCORE 23
Not today, depression! SCORE 15