Slow Robot
ROCKET+BOI
SCORE 50
He+dreams+big.+He+bites+big
He dreams big. He bites big SCORE 34
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+myself%2C+either
I don’t trust myself, either SCORE 27
For+the+mathletes+in+the+room
For the mathletes in the room SCORE 21
At+least+you+tried
At least you tried SCORE 15
No+snooze+needed
No snooze needed SCORE 34
The+bear+had+it+coming
The bear had it coming SCORE 47
Disney+is+inevitable
Disney is inevitable SCORE 40
Don%26%238217%3Bt+take+me+back+to+the+%26%238217%3B70s
Don’t take me back to the ’70s SCORE 8
Take+a+seat.+This+could+take+a+while
Take a seat. This could take a while SCORE 57
And+then+teacher+call+on+you
And then teacher call on you SCORE 41
A+real+toy+you+can+buy
A real toy you can buy SCORE 18
If+you+didn%26%238217%3Bt+do+this+did+you+even+buy+the+game%3F
If you didn’t do this did you even buy the game? SCORE 41
That+golden+God+feeling
That golden God feeling SCORE 43
Do+I+choose+hope+or+despair%3F
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
Only+extremely+terrifying%2C+yeah%3F
Only extremely terrifying, yeah? SCORE 24
ALLOW+ME+TO+INTRODUCE+MYSELF
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF SCORE 31
Doggo+is+done+with+walk
Doggo is done with walk SCORE 35
As+if+Crocs+weren%26%238217%3Bt+bad+enough+before%26%238230%3B
As if Crocs weren’t bad enough before… SCORE -26
They+serve+huge+portions+of+philosophy+there.
They serve huge portions of philosophy there. SCORE 28
When+will+time+travel+be+invented%3F
When will time travel be invented? SCORE 35
When+you+realize+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+good+guy+after+all
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
That%26%238217%3Bs+actually+a+pretty+cool+name+though
That’s actually a pretty cool name though SCORE 48
Mom%2C+look+what+I+found+in+the+sand%21
Mom, look what I found in the sand! SCORE 51
Guy+Fierbi+%26%238211%3B+the+mayor+of+WTF
Guy Fierbi – the mayor of WTF SCORE 41
%2ATilts+catboy+hat%2A+Meowdy
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
Happy+happy+hippo
Happy happy hippo SCORE 47
%26%238230%3Band+now+my+kids+suffer+the+same+cruel+fate
…and now my kids suffer the same cruel fate SCORE 68
I+hate+my+voice
I hate my voice SCORE 40
When+you+realize+the+tables+have+turned
When you realize the tables have turned SCORE 25
Unless+it+has+nuts
Unless it has nuts SCORE 36
When+the+realization+hits
When the realization hits SCORE 23
Not+today%2C+depression%21
Not today, depression! SCORE 15
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Buzz+buzz%2C+children.
Buzz buzz, children. SCORE 18
Just+let+the+man+do+his+job.
Just let the man do his job. SCORE 29
Coors+delivery%2C+%7E1910.
Coors delivery, ~1910. SCORE 20
A+time+for+zero+down+at+signing%21
A time for zero down at signing! SCORE 24
Think+again%2C+home+boy.
Think again, home boy. SCORE 26
He+likes+to+people+watch.
He likes to people watch. SCORE 30
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