Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
First world cats. SCORE 201
I was framed! SCORE 316
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
The lie detective. SCORE 104
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
For science. SCORE 241
White bread. SCORE 306
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Burn. SCORE 241
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Please be trolling. SCORE 339
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Wet paint. SCORE 232
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
Proof. SCORE 148
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
