When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Getting older. SCORE 142
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 224
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
