Nailed it SCORE 11
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
For me? SCORE 45
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 34
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Same… SCORE 53
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
Call 911 SCORE 19
Jinkies! SCORE 63
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Plot twist! SCORE 42
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The original is still the king SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Awkward SCORE 69
