he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
bad ass SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
cats always come first SCORE 27
oh wow SCORE 49
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i am this dog SCORE 20
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
