You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Do go on… SCORE 191
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Imagine. SCORE 366
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Meerkats! SCORE 96
LOL. SCORE 231
Pokeface. SCORE 226
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
It’s true. SCORE 163
Like a boss. SCORE 245
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
My hobby. SCORE 188
Crap. SCORE 246
How I die. SCORE 254
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Yes. SCORE 285
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
