Fatality SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The system works SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sports! SCORE 42
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
What murder? SCORE 45
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29