Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
The lowest bar SCORE 137
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Awkward SCORE 125
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Tests be like SCORE 100
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
High maintenance in the flower world. SCORE 135
