Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Because Cute SCORE 16
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
This happens way too often SCORE 11
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Things To do. SCORE 16
I want to do this. SCORE 294
