Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Midnight snack. SCORE 183
Distractions. SCORE 192
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
That’s my jam! SCORE 158
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Words. SCORE 293
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
You are the father! SCORE 252
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Obvious. SCORE 349
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Selfish bird is selfish. SCORE 209
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
First place! SCORE 95