Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
Hey Batman! SCORE 17
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 93
All aboard! SCORE 91
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
Genius. SCORE 412
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Nail art. SCORE 143
Anyone Else Remember This? SCORE 133
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Halloween costumes level dog SCORE 10
Every Morning SCORE 78
Awkward… SCORE 2
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
Go shave a bear SCORE 6
Scumbag pencil sharpener. SCORE 141
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Seems legit. SCORE 122
Your concern is valid. SCORE 136
We’ve made some upgrades to the Death Star. SCORE 117
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
Yawning. SCORE 79
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
Post Sandy New York. SCORE 137
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 146
Babies. SCORE 110
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Om nom nom. SCORE 159
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57