I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Goldfish. SCORE 131
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Mom logic. SCORE 190
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
He thinks he’s a dog. SCORE 152
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Every time. SCORE 148
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 10
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5
How the internet works. SCORE 230
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Every day. SCORE 108
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 117
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
My magic watch. SCORE 249
Does not compute. SCORE 110
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
