So his girlfriend asked for an extra thin pizza crust? SCORE 19
Friend just pulled this one out of nowhere… SCORE -6
Sherlock sass. SCORE 246
This Is How My Kids Ask To Watch Cartoons in the morning SCORE 226
I Heard You Like Bad Boys… SCORE 211
I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking. SCORE 287
Arch-nemeses. SCORE 18
Stray Cat SCORE 234
I don’t always die… SCORE 228
Best. Caption. Ever. SCORE 265
Did this baby drug its entire family? SCORE 265
Say Something – A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera SCORE 11
A chilling masterpiece on Lake Michigan. SCORE 226
History of medicine SCORE 27
Puppy pals. SCORE 231
I’m surrounded by idiots. SCORE 21
I’d rather break my arms than make two trips SCORE 17
A kitty bikini. SCORE 9
Best job in the world. SCORE 206
Honest slogans of popular brands. SCORE 181
the dog who came back from the dead SCORE 374
TRUE DAT SCORE 2
My trendy sense it tickling… SCORE 1
Beautiful art. Unless it sticks to your wheels! SCORE 150
Life Without Music… SCORE 23
Critically acclaimed. SCORE 228
My parents are dead… SCORE 212
Touché. SCORE 232
Glass prisons. SCORE 296
Kitten is now fully charged. SCORE 15
Joey rules! SCORE 25
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells… SCORE 178