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Norwegian+Forest+cat
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 19
RIP+in+Corona
RIP in Corona SCORE 28
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
Thanks+Haley%2C+loved+you+in+Mrs.+Doubtfire.
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 22
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 20
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 24
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
So%2C+so+many+of+them%26%238230%3B
So, so many of them… SCORE 18
Sounds+a+little+fishy%26%238230%3B
Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29
%24DOGE+is+always+float.
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
Functional+fashion+for+the+every+day+person.
Functional fashion for the every day person. SCORE 30
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
10%2C000+year-old+giraffe+engravings+in+the+Sahara+Desert
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 31
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 15
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 25
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
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