Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Ladies… SCORE 158
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
I saw dead people… SCORE 184
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Just Japan. SCORE 88
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Cool story. SCORE 202
Talking cow. SCORE 302
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Discuss. SCORE -25
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE. SCORE 153
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
What do you think? SCORE 207
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
You again… SCORE 249
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245