Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
End up like Ralphie from a Christmas Story SCORE 49
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Dreams SCORE 92
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Shooter SCORE 53
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
So distraught SCORE 77
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51