So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27
I SEE SCORE 24
When bun vs corn. SCORE 22
Wait a minute! SCORE 19
I can hear it from here. SCORE 22
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
An accurate representation. SCORE 22
I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21
OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13
Bring on the pain. SCORE 24
It is time for *concern* SCORE 27
Fact checked. SCORE 21
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
This is great news! SCORE 23
How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 27
You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 21
A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 20
1904 Olympics was a bit dramatic. SCORE 36
You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
Your UberEats has arrived… SCORE 26
Thanks Gandhi! SCORE 21
It is a cup, afterall… SCORE 20
30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33
Udderly Victimised SCORE 30
Never mind your thesis… SCORE 26
The maths checks out. SCORE 24
This ones a gimme… SCORE 16
Don’t worry, it’s parody. SCORE 25
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
Sopa! SCORE 30
Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24