Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
Gaming is fun now. SCORE 55
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
‘Mom I met the president’ SCORE 88
Judgemental baby SCORE 82
The people at my local Toys R Us did this SCORE 52
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Frisbee trick SCORE 75
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62
Certain death… SCORE 52
I started levitating after I said this word SCORE 57
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Need to buy these now SCORE 72
Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 95
Ultimate warfare. SCORE 95
If you ever feel bad about your mistakes SCORE 92
how to be popular in school SCORE 60
Like mother, like son SCORE 74
Be careful with superglue SCORE 81
Well then SCORE 50
Explosions make everything better. SCORE 42
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
*hacker voice* i’m in SCORE 87
Checkmate Flat Earthers SCORE 44