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The+27th-31st+is+the+Holiday+Taint
I+wish+the+taco+food+truck+industry+would+adopt+the+ice+cream+man%26%238217%3Bs+business+model
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
When+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+the+answer+to+an+exam+question+but+you+refuse+to+leave+it+blank.
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 139
We+all+know+this+will+happen
We all know this will happen SCORE 111
Tom+Elvis+Jedusor
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Words
Words SCORE 112
When+I+die
When I die SCORE 126
Pokemon+GO+is+life
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
The+president+of+Israel+just+posted+a+photo+of+a+Pokemon+in+the+presidential+residence%2C+with+the+caption+%26%238220%3Bcall+security.%26%238221%3B
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 170
Tunnel+of+books+in+a+bookstore+in+China
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Stress+perm
Stress perm SCORE 50
Link+problems
Link problems SCORE 140
The+Lies+I%26%238217%3Bve+Told
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
A+cabinet+full+of+expensive+plates
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Still+married+after+12+years
Still married after 12 years SCORE 217
Bring+me+home.
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Chinese+Lottery+Winner+Dressed+as+Baymax+So+Thieves+and+Poor+Relatives+Won%26%238217%3Bt+Discover+Who+He+Is.
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
Some+dogs+just+need+a+mid-jog+nap
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 116
You%26%238217%3Bre+just+like+a+Disney+Movie
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Why+do+my+legs+hurt+so+much%3F
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Potato
Potato SCORE 117
Either
Either SCORE 113
You+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+happen.
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 106
Parents+will+understand
Parents will understand SCORE 147
It+rubs+the+lotion+on+its+skin+or+else+it+gets+the+hose+again%21
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Fun+Prank
Fun Prank SCORE 98
Pokemon+Go+is+a+great+alternative+to+Tinder
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
These+jeans+were+tested+on+animals.
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Uranus+takes+a+pounding
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Grow+a+pear
Grow a pear SCORE 62
A+bathroom+sign+that+I+can+get+behind.
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+Amish+and+you+just+want+to+make+your+father+proud
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 75
A+quote+from+Bush%26%238217%3Bs+speech+for+the+fallen+Dallas+police+officers.
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
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Am+I+doing+this+right%3F
Am I doing this right? SCORE 130
Validation
Validation SCORE 10
Cavity+search.
Cavity search. SCORE 122
WADDUP+GIRL
WADDUP GIRL SCORE 14
I+got+ninety+nine+problems+and+a+wheel+ain%26%238217%3Bt+one
I got ninety nine problems and a wheel ain’t one SCORE 16
Clark.+Look.
Clark. Look. SCORE 11
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